The real villain was Kevin’s brother and everyone knows it.
Gremlins
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
My favorite movie trope: someone gets the rules explained to them and then immediately and catastrophically breaks them.
Gremlins 2
⭐️⭐️⭐️
I feel like this writer’s room for this film was exactly like the Key and Peele sketch. It had to be.
Frankenstein
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Mary Shelley would be proud, I absolutely know it. My favorite del Toro film.
Hateful Eight
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
This film could have been five hours long and I wouldn’t have batted an eye. Everyone was terrible, and I loved them.
Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter
⭐️
Rewatch, absolutely should have never done it.
Wednesday (s2)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Just give me six seasons of it so I can watch it all on repeat forever. Steve Buschemi was a fun addition.
Late Night With The Devil
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
It felt like an engaging documentary, and the turns it took were wild. Loved this.
In A Violent Way
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A slow burn, and reminscent of The Blob. Really well done.
The Conjuring: Last Rites
⭐️⭐️⭐️
Why does no one move out of these houses???
When Evil Lurks
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
They took the quote “evil likes children and children like evil” and ran with it.
Goodfellas
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
10x as good as the Godfather. I won’t die on this hill, but someone will.
Dracula Dead and Loving It
⭐️⭐️⭐️
Leslie Nielsen is one of my favorite visual portrayals of Dracula, even if the film were a little lackluster in plot. Needed more gags, but I’m glad it’s out there.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
⭐️⭐️⭐️
An entirely appropriate tribute to the most over-the-top, drug-fueled gonzo journalist of our time.
Silent Hill (2006)
⭐️⭐️
Nice spooky vibes, female empowerment, and character design, but the story was bad.
Carrie (1976)
⭐️
It was an interesting concept, and in many ways perfect horror for the late 70s, but I can’t give anything that starts with a scene like that more than one star, no matter how good the rest was. I had to look up how old the actress that shot it was at the time of filming.
28 Years Later
⭐️
Beautifully shot, but not one bit of this made any kind of sense.
Sinners
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
2025 movie of the year contender.
Yellowjackets (s1–s2)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Lord of the Flies meets Lost. I still don’t know how people in these shows don’t just follow a body of water back to civilization.
Bram Stoker’s Dracula
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
I’m sure the original cut for this was like five hours, and let me tell you I’d watch every second of that.
What We Do In The Shadows (s6)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
I’ll miss this weird, lovely show.
What We Do In The Shadows
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️½
I’m so glad they made this movie, because without it there wouldn’t be a show.
The Mighty Boosh (s1–s3)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
God this is weird and I love it.
The Good Place (s1–s3)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
What a heartwarming, hilarious show with a great premise.
Rear Window
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️½
Excellent lighting, building of tension.
The Birds
⭐️
Too much joking, not enough birds, certainly not enough of a story.
